Viral challenges are getting weirder. Last night, I caught a young called Vanessa trying to hide herself in the store overnight. Apparently, there’s a thing going on in which these young punks film themselves in a closed store overnight, but I cannot allow this to happen on my watch. As the place’s security guard, it is my job to keep things in order and push these entitled brats away from delinquency. This gal is particularly irritating, as she has her camera up all the time, filming the whole experience to share with whoever is watching. This girl needs to understand that she can’t do whatever she wants for a couple of fans. Let’s see if she’s willing to record herself while I strip her and conduct a thorough cavity search to make sure she hasn’t stolen anything. And if that doesn’t dissuade her, then I’ll have to pull out my justice shaft and teach her a lesson while her fans are watching.
